you want men. you're gay

**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?

Getting horny from making someone else horny is so much more fun.

I could be hornier (threat)

happy fingers in his ribs sunday to those who celebrate

whatever. go my goofy horny but normie playlist

I just think it’s kind of funny that you can literally brush up against a boys dick and he’s already hard. It’s so cute. “Be careful-“ careful for what? I’m just sitting here. I’m cold, I just wanted to cuddle. I did it on purpose? Noo, I would never. That’d be so mean. It’s not my fault there’s just no other chair to sit on and there’s a nice little place right here. Let me just scooch on over and find a good spot…

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

being groped through clothes is hotter than having bare skin touched there i said it

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

I saw one of those title card things people put on their posts that are like “this user is this and that” and I thought one said “this user has a boner” like okay coming on strong I guess

you ever think about how hot a character is that you start feeling faint in the head and ill about it. like good grief i need him except no i dont im trying to eat vanilla pudding at work and trying not to grimace because my face is making expressions