The Today Show dresses as the Peanuts Gang and it’s the stuff of nightmares

this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

IM SO KSKFKAKGKSKKGKSKG

jesus like who allowed this

Count Olaf up to his old tricks I see

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

😱

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

CALLED OUT.

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

wow

By the way, is probably not a time-lapse. The flower opens that quickly in person!!!

Yes we had these when I was a kid and one day I just happened to be standing outside looking at them when they started opening and I almost fell down, I’d seen flowers opening in time lapse on TV and had no idea any actually opened that fast. And it still LOOKS FAKE in person, like it opens in such quick, staggered jerks that you would swear it’s stop motion animation.

I grow massive amounts of these in the summer. They take over. They are magical.

imagine having money wow i just got chills