i love asks, i love dms, i love yapping! if you send me something, i promise i will respond (â  â ęâ á´â ęâ ) and if you've ever reached out, know that i love you ⥠#asks
writing prompts welcomed & encouraged! my ask box says anything goes, babes- and i absolutely mean it. these can be found under #ficlet!
outside of charles, i'm very fond of sv5, mv3, op81, fc43, ob87, al41 & dr3
i do not actively hate on other drivers! that being said, this blog is not a guaranteed safe place for anyone besides charles- even those listed above are liable to catch strays if they do him wrong
you can catch me live blogging during the races. this is when i am at my meanest.
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this blog is 18+ & contains nsfw posts and writing
i am staunchly anti-ai in all manners, no exceptions.
current grid ranking:
*liable to change after any given race. only charles remains safe.
ao3:
All I Ever Wanted (Nothing I Ever Gave) - Charles is in love with Max. Max is in love with Charles. It really is that complicated, and then it gets worse. Meanwhile, Lando just wants Oscar to kiss him, and he's not quite sure how to make that happen. (in progress)
#all i ever wanted (nothing i ever gave)
Shattered Glass Across The Tracks [series]
1. Red Noose of Fate - The only thing that could save him is an act of God, and He is busy racing across the finish line.
2. Rhodium & Rubies - Max thinks that diamonds no longer fit, and entertains himself with learning geology to find the perfect red stone that matches his childhood rival. Eventually he learns the rich history of blood diamonds, sparkling white but torn from the earth at the cost of human life. By that point, he no longer wants to know.
3. Weapons of Mass Destruction - Itâs a true criticality accident on the track. Shimmering air, burning chemicals, toxic wind- all of it spills from a distorted monument to humanityâs hubris. As he stares down the scraps of scarlet, Max realizes that thereâs no real difference between a reactor and a racecar.
#shattered glass across the tracks
Ginger Wine Ninebark - âIs it really that good?â
Itâd been close to seven years since Max asked Charles that damn question. Just five little words- straight to the point. Short. Anything but sweet.
And looking back, well. It's obvious, isn't it? Charles should've said no. He shouldâve laughed, played it off, finished his drink and given up on the celebration- demands from management be damned.
But he hadn't. And given the choice to do it again, wellâŚ
Charles isn't sure he'd have even done anything differently.
i.e. toxic lestappen ft. grid relations, beating people with hammers, and platonic piarles to your heart's content (coming soon!)
#ginger wine ninebark
Bottoms Up, Babe - It's not that Charles can't top- he totally can. He just doesn't see why he should be the one to put all the effort in when he's the catch. Why is Max acting like that's such a crazy concept? (coming soon!)
#bottoms up babe
updates are sporadic & based entirely around how well i can wrangle my brain into behaving. i love sharing my thoughts! snippets*, details, plans, anything- ask & ye shall recieve (â äşşâ  â â˘Íâ á´â â˘Íâ )
*note that any snippets i post prior to putting up a chapter on ao3 are still potential victims to editing
a little more about me:
i have a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering, and double minored in materials & nanoengineering
editing is my favorite part of the writing process!
my 9 year old hermit crab, rangoon, roots for george russell [unfortunate]
outside of f1 & writing, my favorite hobbies include reading, nail art, & hiking
quinoa is not my real name
#fun facts about quinoa
tumblr & ao3 are places to indulge. i will never apologize for having fun, and frankly? none of you should either (â âˇâ âżâ âˇâ )
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if i see anyone saying lestappen and their âchildâ on the podium and are happy for that im blocking its on sight. charles hates that fraud and does not rate him whatsoever. and neither do i
Hope you had a great time at the race!! So glad you got to see a Charles p2 đ
thank you <3 it was wonderful!! charles p2, max on the podium with him, franco & arvid in the points... utterly delightful â§â ââ (â â°â âżâ â°â )â ââ â§ i feel very lucky that i got to witness it all in person!
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thank you for talking about the EDs! I havenât seen some of those articles before â very enlighteningâŚ
always!! <3 it's a very important topic for me. if there's any way to help spread awareness about just how pervasive it is in f1 (and really, any high level sport) best believe i will be there ( ââżâ ) âžâž
the articles in question, for anyone who wants to read:
Rosberg reveals when and why he decided to quit F1
"I was already super thin, so I couldnât lose weight, but I still had these leg muscles to get rid of, so I got rid of those across a two-month period, and that proved enough to get me pole position in Suzuka." [Nico Rosberg]
Valtteri Bottas had âeating disorderâ and mental health issues before Lewis Hamilton fight
âI trained myself to the point of being physically and mentally sick... It got out of hand, and it became an addiction. I wasn't officially diagnosed with an eating disorder, but I definitely had one." [Valtteri Bottas]
Hi Iâm Esteban Ocon, BWT Alpine F1 Team driver, ask me anything!
"I'm not somebody that enjoy food so much. As you know, I'm very lean. So, I need to constantly keep eating to keep my weight up because I'm losing quite a lot of weight when I race.
So I'm end up with all sorts of sugary snacks, put in a blender, mixed all the way. So it ends up at like a thousand calories or something. It's very very thick, and that's what I have every day. It's probably a mixture of cookies, protein, probably creatine as well. I mean, I don't even ask my physio because it feels like I would throw up, if I knew how much ingredients there are in there." [Esteban Ocon]
Formula One driver Jean-Eric Vergne was hospitalized following extreme diet
"I did a diet this winter, but you get to certain limits that the body can no longer take. Actually, I was in hospital between the Grands Prix in Australia and Malaysia because of a lack of water and a little bit of lack of everything. I was very weak.â [Jean-Eric Vergne]
The Pressing Concerns Over Formula One Drivers and Their Strict Diets
"I stopped eating fattening food and, before I knew what had happened, I was bulimic. In my mind the only way I could keep my weight down was by making myself vomit.â [David Coulthard]
McLarenâs radical choice to lose weight
"Itâs also challenging because everyone is fighting to lose weight. So we donât have the luxury of putting three liters in the drink system. We have a little, and itâs never enough. So naturally, we become dehydrated." [Daniel Ricciardo]
Lewis Hamilton Shares His Training and Nutrition Secrets That Keep Him On Top at 36
"I like lifting weights, but I have to make sure that I donât overdo it. Formula 1 drivers canât be too heavy: more muscle means more kilos." [Lewis Hamilton]
i've actually been working on compiling these kinds of things together- i'd love to do a massive breakdown of how ed's have intruded on the sport & how it's displayed differently across the board, because there's no one-size-fits-all (ha.) when it comes to disordered eating, and not enough people know this!
(if anyone ever wants to send me posts/articles related to the subject for me to toss in the pile & sort through, they're more than welcome!!)
that's actually why ocon's testimony was so important to include here, to me; he's a display of the opposite end of the spectrum compared to the stereotypically "eating disorder" one would typically think of.
jesus christ stop sucking european dick. you people are pathetic. if you hate argentina for "racism" i have some fucking news for you about spain and england. chupapijas.
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public scrutiny of driver weight boooo bad (in all sport workplaces but especially in these ed heavy sports)!!! however public scrutiny of driver HEIGHTS fun goofy i know some of them are lying. I think often and fondly of everyone refusing to believe charles is 5â10â, my spiritually short king
absolutely i agree!! there's a huge difference in how height & weight are perceived and talked about, and the levels of sensitivity they subsequently deserve (â Â â ęâ á´â ęâ )
also 100% some of them are lying about their heights, and for seemingly no reason?? looking at you, lando (i say, with great affection)
now seems like a great time to bring back this bit i wrote last time i saw a driver height/weight chart floating around the dash.
friendly reminder that it's actually insane we have this information not just made available, but shoved at us. it should not be normal to scrutinize strangers' weights in any capacity!
could you imagine having a board put up at work with you & your coworkers weights all listed on there? when all of you are competitive at heart, and already fucked-up over food, and your livelihood depends on those numbers being juuuust right?
and then, of course, it's sent around social media. everyone gets to know, and you have no choice in the matter.
fucking- insanity. every time. it's great fun to play paper dolls but at the end of the day these are real people.