Local Reigen Fucker

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

Chaotic good

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license

imagine seeing this post in 10000 years when humans have all died

hate it when you want to stop playing videos game but the stupid little videos game challenge says 499/500 scrungles plonked because i absolutely HAVE to plonk that last scrungle before i stop playing videos game and it drives me NUTS

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

buy every sandwich just in case

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

ironic. even in the "land of the free" your not allowed to fly a plane into a couple of towers. really makes you think

your freedom to have a tower ends at my plane's flight plan

happy 9/11 eve remember to leave some cookies and milk out for the second plane

we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable