almighty axolotl

why did you bring your 3ds to a miku concert

tumblr user eebydeebyyy, god gave us a heart to wish dreams and hands to make them a reality.

tumblr user flurraz, you vastly underestimate the power of the cobalt blue nintendo 3DS XL (refurbished courtesy of nintendo's online storefront). this thing was literally made to be thrown across densely packed rooms by infantile man children and brainless four year olds. if anything, i think my drunkenly exposing this 3DS to the aura of famed vocaloid pop star sensation hatsune miku made it more powerful. the miku miku beam has imbued my console with permanently bass-boosted speakers !!!! it's sick nasty tumblr user flurraz, i did it because i felt like it and i only have a little tinnitus now.

people champion so many kinda mid songs as being so emotional and sad. listen to butterfly by weezer please.

My life is like a Weezer album it's unremarkable repetitive and increasingly worse

I genuinely think the Heathcliff guy has cracked the code. Newspaper comics are subject to a constant demand to be as inoffensive as possible, and no one can make a credible argument that you've offended them if no one can explain what it is that you are doing.