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lightspeedsound

This is so pure

aphroditesdove

oh my goddddddddddd

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capstellium

male anger is so..... disgusting......

capstellium

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......

hoebutmadefashion

any man: trust me

me:

slushyseals

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!!

aniseandspearmint

“Poke ME again FVCKERS!”

gahdamnpunk

The queen of Genovia has spoken 🗣🗣

yemme

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livelovecaliforniadreams

Find A Guy Who Compliments You No Matter What Status Your Relationship May Be In…

bardbreakfast

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

screenshotsofdespair

twitterlols

museofthirst

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

museofthirst

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

sabertoothwalrus

you forgot

shoes

jensendogequackleswinchester

Shoes

themorallibertine

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toastbutteregg

im the left one

but most of the time

im the right one

stars-bean

Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

im-diamonds-youre-dust

rainbow-road-to-happiness

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

approach

and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

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feetdavidson

if you think someone’s ugly cuz they have a big nose then I’m sorry but you suck

feetdavidson

“I’m not racist or antisemitic or anything I just think this trait associated with several marginalized ethnic groups are inherently unattractive” —many clowns who are both racist and antisemitic

feetdavidson

anyway big noses are beautiful and if u have one… i love u

alisonzai

bee real, my senior thesis

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