Bitch (affectionate)

okay i know there’s a OFMD discord somewhere someone please send me the link. i have to much to say about the gay pirates

literally me!! i just wanna have people to talk to about this stupid (affectionate) show 😭😭

raise your hand if you hate that jaskier’s last scene in both seasons was someone telling him he was worthless and unwelcome

jaskier writing burn butcher burn about geralt, despite being the one who got everyone to stop calling him the butcher : the bard giveth and the bard taketh away

i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win