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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
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bliss lane
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@allthingsstrangeandunusual
When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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girls don’t want boys they want the lenox spice village set
Hmmm how many books do I need to bring on a week-long vacation… three thousand? This is worse than underwear
"i asked chatgpt" well i calculated the number of the beast. it is napoleon. six hundred three score and six. and i will kill him one day. he's no great man, none of us are great men, we're caught in the waves of history. nothing matters; everything matters, it's all the same. Oh, if only I could not see it, that dreadful, terrible, it.
oh arthur...
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russell crowe as cort in the quick and the dead (1995)
Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star
kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to strategically arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder
Illustration by Coles Phillips “The Vampire Flapper” cover for Life Magazine circa 1925.
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Usually, I'm Mortimer Brewster, but I'm not quite myself today.
Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) dir. Frank Capra
When you're a cleric while your party is low on health and you're surrounded by undead
when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:
1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion
2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)
what is not happening here: I am being oppressed
3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor
Characters who choose death but are forced to live, my beloveds.
Characters who have to come to terms with a second chance at life they never asked for, my darlings.
Characters who move forward on the trembling legs of a newborn fawn through the overwhelming, blinding crush of an existence they fully forsook but which was thrust back upon their unwilling beings, my obsessions.
i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.
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Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps
