Hello my fellow royalists!

John Boyega and Meghan Markle really brought that “take no shit from racist assholes ” energy into  2020.

THIS

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

7. Collective insanity

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

I think about this every weekend

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own? 

I’d say they scalped him but there’s no weave for them to snatch