18+

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

The right way to ask me out.

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

friendly reminder that the human race currently has the technological capacity to eradicate poverty and secure a safe existence for every person but that doesn’t happen because capitalists limit production so they can make money and live in comparative luxury to the rest of us

growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7