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people who grew up with money will deadass look you in the eye and ask if you’ve ever gone skiing

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

drives me nuts when ppl act like its somehow feminist to be a huge asshole to people because 'men are allowed to behave that way,' or whatever. ok. well i dont think men should be treating people like that either. and if they talk to me like you are talking to me, i will judge and avoid them as well.

I'm really glad you added this especially since it has moved beyond my immediate friend sphere -- SO many ppl do not understand how unconscious social bias works. And do not think that they could possibly have any. It's actually something you have to actively work to keep in mind ALL of the time. Its not like, one and done. Every time you're reacting to someone, its important to reflect on what that reaction is and why, and what factors are contributing to it. Its important to note who gets socially punished for what behaviors and who doesn't!

You ever meet someone from London, Ontario, and they'll all intone the same verse: "Second best London in the world"

Secret third Halifax: Halifax, North Carolina

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

I think I need to start enforcing a bed time on myself. I just put two frozen mice to thaw in my tea.

Decide you want tea. Fill the kettle and start boiling water. Place a mug on the kitchen counter and put a teabag in it. Remember you are going to feed the snakes this afternoon. Go get the mouse-thawing-cup and put it on the counter. Hear the kettle about to boil and pour some of the almost-boiling water into your mug. Remember the snakes. Open the freezer and get out two frozen mice. Remember how excited you are to have tea. Go back to the counter and put the mice in your mug of hot tea.

So THIS is what the advanced level of “I drank from my mug of paint water” looks like.

question: did the snakes get tea mice or no

Turns out my snakes love the taste of English breakfast tea.

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE