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I’m not even horny I’m just jerking off for the serotonin at this point

i just think a little desperation is sooo sexy like woah you want me that bad???? ok baby maybe i’ll let u have it

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

@allooooosexual

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

"wire play is so weird it's basically like ripping out organs" yes and if i couldn't feel pain or die of blood loss/infection i would also moan if someone played with my organs. next question

characters who get flustered to ruin just by being kissed, my beloveds. characters who come out of being kissing looking like they’ve been well-fucked…. characters who break off kisses looking too dazed and aroused to think……… characters who squirm and whine and moan and grab at the person kissing them like they’re going to come just from finally pressing thejr lips together………….

some of you HAVE to be lying about what shit gets you horny

that drawing of a conventionally attractive woman doing conventionally attractive things cannot be what you're "not to be a lesbian"ing about. go fuck a toaster like a real pervert

slay the spire 2 is fantastic because you have a card called something like Flail Arms and it deals 3 damage 3 times but triple if you lost more than 10 health this turn or whatever. and you pick it and you lose and you think "Flail Arms is garbage" and you go into the discord and say "Flail Arms is garbage" and some fuckass 350-hour winstreaker enters chat and says "actually!,". so you argue a bit and concede like ok mayyybe this deck wasn't right for Flail Arms? And like 6 hours of runs later you run a self damage deck and see n pick Flail Arms and break the game and win with ease and you're like "yeah. ok. Flail Arms? should maybe be nerfed"

GET that man on his knees NOW

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas