Amazing, because it is.

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.

for someone obsessed with losing weight I’m not very good at it

me to me: you stress me out

Whoever’s idea daylights savings was… me and my depression wanna say fuck you