Monomorphia

Gotta admit, I've got pipes!

Send 'Handcuffed' for our muses to inexplicably be handcuffed together!

send 💪to rest your arm on my short muse's head! add + for the reverse.

Send 🌊 to push my muse into the swimming pool!

Mebbe yer gettin' slapped by a penguin.

you ever see a fun interaction between two people who are mutuals and think damn i wish i could be their third

loneliest and most pathetic post on the damn site

((See it? I made this blog to do it.))

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

Wait, is that where all my books went?

Emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri)

Moscow journalist (left) interviews a penguin

But when I actually said something into da mike, BOY was he surprised!