character is destiny.

You better be joking, because I think my heart just shattered.

I am joking, c'mon now. We're going to be together forever. I didn't know you were a Treegan fan.

Alright, let’s pretend like you staring at me isn’t the most uncomfortable situation we’ve ever been in. You know, the ideal reaction would’ve been something along the lines of you telling me ‘That’s okay, everyone was weird back then. You’re cool, don’t worry about it.’, or whatever. But yeah, how are you? How’s my rascal? Does he like the pizza bed? He can hide his food in it. It’s great.

No. That's terrifying, and now I'm even more scared of you. What pizza bed? I want a pizza bed!

What happened to Troian, hm?

Troian and I broke up. Treegan is dunzo.

I’m a very weird person, what can I say. I’m not gonna apologize for saying that.

But...I love babies. Babies are so cute. I would never eat a baby.

We’re going to fly up and see you, okay? So just stay put and don’t worry about needing to come and see us.

I'm always going to be thinking about you guys. Tell Bentley I got him a present too, it's underneath his bed.

Why do you hate me so much, Keegur?

Whoa whoa whoa, I love you. Let's all calm down.

You look like you eat babies for breakfast.. That’s why you look like a baby yourself, at times.

That is the weirdest thing anyone's ever said to me.

What’re you doing out in Canada, Keegan?

Hiding from you, Selenur.

How am I supposed to know that?

Just by looking at me and talking to me, duh.

Thanks dude. You’re awesome as well.

If you said I wasn't awesome, I was going to cry.

That’s really sweet, you’re a great friend. I mean, your role is a great friend. Sounds like a really cute movie.

I am a great friend in real life too, excuse you.

Damn, congrats man! The most exciting place I went was Chicago. How long are you gonna be up there for?

Thanks! I'm really not sure, I think a few weeks at maximum. I'm hoping it goes by fast because I already miss everybody.

Hooray social anxiety!

No, dude, no. You're awesome. Be yourself, fuck the haters.