I'm King and I am the Queen.

Not only you, babe. I did the exact same thing this morning.

Maybe we should just like drain the lake. 

True, and I wouldn’t have been there to save you so.

Thank god my phone was insured, I went and got a new one today

“You and I are the same person.”

The struggle is hella real. 

How are we related? I’d never do that.

Listen okay, it was either I fell in or my phone and you know I can’t swim

[gets up quickly] “What? Where!?”

“Your new favorite hot mess? I’m truly honored, this is the greatest title I have ever earned. And I can’t believe I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Emmy, hi.”

Wear the title with pride babe lol. Welcome to camp Emmy.  So where are you from?

Sure you do.

I dooo I promise.

[sleeping outside on the ground]

Theres a bug on you.