Le abdollen, mellon nîn

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

every time i see this image it makes me happy

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.