I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

so today was my first day back at camp and this years basically my first year where im like being a full on girl at camp and so like i was with my group today which is mostly kids whove known me for like 3 years at this point and one kid who knows me less well and like this kids 9 right so he asks me if im a boy or a girl like right off the bat cuz well, hes 9. I tell him im a girl and one of the other kids is like What!? no youre not. and im like i sure am. Another kid asks “then why were you a boy last year?” im like getting ready to figure out how the hell im gonna explain this to a kid in like 4 seconds. and then another kid asks “omg was you pretending to be a boy just an elaborate joke you and the other counselors were playing on us?!??” i just kinda stand there and im like………………………… yes. they all get cracked up because they think me pretending to be a boy was like, the funniest, most long term prank that has ever been committed to them and like i gotta say, i wholeheartedly agree that being amab is just a fucking joke.

another kid was like “but wait? you had a girlfriend last year?” as if she thinks shes just seen through me by asking that simple question and i just say “sometimes girls have girlfriends” and she just nods like i just said the wisest fucking thing anyone has ever fucking said

being a student with ADHD is like: for every 10 minutes i sit down and work i need 30 minutes pacing in my kitchen scrolling aimlessly on my phone

i love when catholics call it appropriation when people dress as sexy nuns and shit for halloween, like dude one could argue your entire faith is appropriation 

followers of christ build statues of jewish heroes and tell their children stories of jewish heroes and act as if those are their heroes and their stories

the only reason anybody believes in these derivative faiths to begin with is because it was violently forced onto people across the world. Catholics have no right to decide who can and can’t participate in their “culture.” that shit is free-game. everyone has the right to dress as a sexy nun.

For anyone who’s not aware: all the glass shards are outside the building, meaning the window was smashed from the inside