imagine
you’re in a costco™ and you smell something.. odd. you walk down the aisle to the free sample table, and 2-D is sitting there! he’s holding a cup of some sort of carbonated drink. it’s cloudy, and smells of death.
“Oi! Ello’ darlin, wouldn’t ‘yew like a nice cold glass of my good meaty juice?”
It’s carbonated hotdog water.



















