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Looking at my calendar for the next 3 months like 🫨

I am determined to become the hottest version of myself by summer

I have a nail, spray tan, wax, & hair appt. this week and feeling so 💅

He’s also the biggest narcissist I’ve ever seen by season 7 lol eww!!!

Every single word that comes out of Tom Sandavol’s mouth sounds like such a fucking lie and sooo fucking fake lmao he’s literally so fucking annoying!!! I really wonder if people who watched the show in real time liked him lol there’s no freaking way

I am never chopping up a jalapeño/hot pepper AGAIN

There’s a scene in VPR when Schwartz says Pride is a version of heaven and I completely agree tbh lmao I’m always so happy at Pride every year because it’s just so joyful and lovely 🥲🥰

This season of Nobody Wants This sucked so bad lmao UGH I’m sad!!!

I’m sorry but fuck Lyft drivers who drive with their backseat windows rolled down

I am so fucking ready to meet the love of my life

I thought I was over this stage of life but I actually kind of fucking hate that one of my best friends is such good friends with my ex and I don’t think I need to apologize for that!!!! I had the same issue with Kelcie and she made me feel like suuuuuch shit about it that I think it reprogrammed my brain into thinking that I was the crazy one for being upset in the slightest about the situation, when in reality, anyone who hears about a person’s best friend being friends with their ex knowssss that shit is not okay lol

Just now discovering that Trader Joe’s is now less than 10 minutes from me is a (potentially dangerous) game-changer

Not to be dramatic but I’ve never been so happy to be home in my life