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âGo ahead. Ask the internet.â
âAre you crying?â
âHello pants.â
âIt sounds better in Italian.â
âAre we still doing the whisper thing?â
âExcuse me, maâam, Iâve got this.â
âTake a look what youâve done!â
âI think I broke my spleen.âÂ
âI just made like $700 on Craigslist.âÂ
âThe bacon is really, really good.â
âTen years is a long time.â
âI cannot believe that just happened!âÂ
âIâd snuggle up with me.â
âDonât call me babe! Weâre not together!â
âAre we there yet?â
âWe need a babysitter.â
âWe cannot be afraid to fail.â
âThis is a game-changer.âÂ
âI will try not to take offense to that.â
âWhere are we exactly?â
âI have no idea what youâre saying. But count me in!â
âThey say you get what you pay for.â
âSounds like a slam dunk.â
âIâm a grown-up.â
âAccidents happen.âÂ
âWeâre so dead.â
âI donât wanna talk about it.â
âHow do you do it?!â
âLetâs do this!â
âBreathe, baby, breathe.âÂ
âYouâre not helping.â
âDonât pick her. Pick me.âÂ
âYou look amazing!â
âI didnât invite him. He just shows up.â
âLooks like youâve got everything under control.âÂ
âYou ever find your pants?â
âWhateverâs ahead, weâll be there for each other.âÂ
âWhen in Rome!â
âYes, I am rich.âÂ
âThat was close.â
Et puis un jour tu m'as quittee Depuis je suis desesperee Je te vois partout dans le ciel Je te vois partout sur la terre
âGive me one night with you.â { ohman }
; The Civil War sentence prompts
 It took her a moment to understand what he meant, her eyes  snapping to his face as she realised what he was asking. It  wasnât something she had ever expected him to ask for,  despite that they had gone from friends to something else  in such a short period of time.Â
 Eyes shifted back to her hands, picking at the loose threads  and dirt on her uniform as she tried to force her brain to form  a coherent answer. Because despite knowing that she would  have nothing against sneaking away with him to find somewhere  private to spend the night, she wasnât sure if it was something  she wanted him to want. Because he was kind, he was gentle,  he was everything a good medic was supposed to be, but she  was something else. She was damaged, broken, and nothing  anyone with a sane mind was supposed to want, drunk or not.Â
 âYou donât mean that, Wade.â Her voice was low, eyes turned  away as she tried to keep herself composed. âNot out here,  not right now. You shouldnât want anything like that. You  shouldnât want⌠me.â Swallowing hard, she shot him a quick  look before she continued, well aware that she would probably  end up losing him by denying his request. âGo find yourself a  pretty little undamaged nurse without blood on her hands.  Youâre worth something good like that.â
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They had to keep going. They had wasted enough time back there, and both of them had things to do. But, the damn wound was making it almost impossible for Don to get anywhere without feeling that he was going to pass out. He chuckled, âBelieve me, I hope theyâll have me ready to go again soon. â He glanced up, meeting Wadeâs gaze. He nodded and spoke just above a whisper, âYeah. IâmâŚIâm okay.â He held onto the medic for a moment longer before releasing his hold slowly.Â
Don offered the medic a weak smile, just so he would believe him when he told him he was fine. Wade probably knew better. It probably wasnât the first time heâd come across a stubborn soldier.Â
He began walking again, cringing slightly and placing his hand over his wound. The ground tilted, prompting him to stop. âHey Doc?â He sighed, glancing at the ground. âI think I need to sit down. No use in tryinâ to fool you anymore.â As he set himself down carefully, he stretched his legs out, moving his foot side to side. âSo Wade, whereâs the rest of your squad?âÂ
  Wade quietly went along after the soldier insisted he was okay.. Donât get him wrong, he knew very well that the guy wasnât okay, losing that much blood was NEVER okay.. Despite his efforts, Wadeâs poker face was corrupted when Don tried standing on his own, it only proved to worry the medic more. The last thing he wanted was for him to fall down. Ultimately, heâd be lying if he said he wasnât a little frustrated, he could only handle one wounded man.. ONLY ONE..Â
  He made sure to walk close to the other, just in case he were to be hit with a sudden dizzy spell, thank goodness the man had enough smarts to actually say something when he started to feel woozy. The medic didnât bother saying âI told you so,â or any of that jazz, instead he simply gave him a sympathetic smile and hummed as he took a seat next to his new buddy.
    Oh, right.
 His squad.
  He gave an honest shrug before chuckling, âThey should be back at the rally point.â He really only decided to poke his head around where Don had been out of curiosity, lucky for him, right? âHad a little extra time on my hands to help out a little--â
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The string of NOâS that escaped the barbers lips in response were nothing short of QUICK. He was annoyed ( when was he not these days ) & the questions only proved to AGGRIVATE him further as he turned his gaze up towards the other once more. The kid looked young, timid almost & Joe couldnât help but wonder why the hell he was here & Roe or Spina werenât.
A LAUGH escapes as he brings the cigarette back to his lips, taking another drag as the grin lingers.
 â   Can yaâ really have TOO MANY smokes, doc? I mean, consideringâŚ
  The medic couldn't help but smile at the soldier who seemed as though he wanted NOTHING to do with him.. Likewise.. Given the fresh attitude..Â
"I mean--Â If it helps you sleep at night."Â
  A shrug accompanied his words. Nothing seemed physically wrong with the guy (or nothing he was willing to surrender his medical equipment for), he assumed the headaches were stressed related, something all too familiar to the medic. Despite the hostile tone, he remained patient with the soldier, he could turn out to have some useful information, you never know..Â
âWell, since you obviously donât want my help, maybe you could help me instead!â
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â oh my god what happened? â
â youâre bleeding! why are you bleeding? â
â who did this to you? â
â thatâs⌠a lot of blood â
â i think⌠itâs broken â
â can you move? does it hurt? â
â we need to get you to a hospital â
â what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch â
â itâs just a scratch â
â itâs nothing, iâm totally fine â
â thatâs not supposed to bend that way â
â what the hell did you do? â
â donât you pass out on me â
â iâm just so tired â
â hey, whoa, you alright there? â
â i just need to sit down for a minute â
â let me carry you â
â it wonât stop bleeding! â
â youâre gonna be just fine, i promise â
â hey! i said stay awake! â
â tell me what hurts â
â does it hurt when i do this? â
â ow! that hurts! â
â iâm fine, i can walk, just give me a minute â
â it was an accident â
â [Because Claire has no chilll]
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  Give a man enough liquor && even the most mellow of medics do a few regrettable things. And thatâs just it, Wade had a little too much to drink, && everything was going smoothly, until a very irritated looking Claire marched in looking him square in the eye. At first, he simply sat there, looking back at her, unsure of what to say, or why she was so pissed.. âWhat..?â He questioned, looking sincerely confused, and thoroughly intoxicated..
S M A C K
  A hand collided with his face && all he did in response was rub his cheek and let out an admittedly embarrassing whimper. âWhat the hell was that for..??â He spoke hesitantly in an attempt to keep his voice from cracking.
  Now, Wade wasnât the kind of guy to break promises, but he had so much on his mind lately that he couldnât possibly be responsible for forgetting one little thing.. But thatâs just it, he forgot his promise he made with Claire, that heâd stay with her through her shift, and he totally forgot. Claire, one of his closest friends that he would normally never break his word to.
âYou donât remember? Oh sure Claire Iâll totally go with you on your shift!âÂ
  She spoke in her best bullshit impression of the poor man, who now felt sufficiently humiliated.

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"I can't breathe." (Florian KlĂźglich uwu)
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âShit..âÂ
  Huffed the medic as he carefully treated the mans wounds. They were supposed to keep POWâs alive, not on the verge of death, the poor man was beaten to hell by some passerby soldiers, finishing off with a single bullet before finally leaving. Consider him lucky that Wade had been nearby to witness this cruel act and make an attempt to tell the men off. He imagined the blows, or at least the pain would render the poor guy unconscious, but they didn't..
  Trembling hands warily relieved the wounded man of the bullet before trying to stop the bleeding.
âI canât breath..â
  The other man gasped forcing Wade to hesitate before reaching a hand to Floâs forehead to push the hair away from his face, one hand still firmly holding the wound.
âHey, hey, listen, youâre alright, youâre fine, youâre just scared, youâre gonna be okay, itâs not all that bad..âÂ
                    He only hoped he wasnât lying.
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  One of the side alleys of the trashed town the medic currently stood in was the quietest place he knew of.. Granted it wasnât exactly quiet, you could hear the bustle of other soldiers just on the other side of the building.. But from his point of view, it was almost peaceful.. He felt as though he was going to miss it there when he had to move on, itâs the first place heâs been able to catch his breath in private.. Up until a few seconds ago..
  At first, when the cold hand slipped under his shirt, he wasnât sure what to think.. Maybe that it was an animal or something..? His first reaction was to flinch, startled by the sudden sensation, which then stirred a chuckle in an all too familiar voice.
  âHoly fuck, Joe? You tryinâ to give me a fuckinâ heart attack or something?â Wade hissed trying to compose himself.
   âIf your looking for smokes you sure as hell arenât gonna find any up thereâŚâ
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  Irwin wasnât quite sure how to react when the tankards hand slipped its way under his shirt.. Should he be upset..? Or should he avoid jumping to conclusions && simply wait to see what would happen.. Perhaps it was a mistake.. He wasnât sure, but he also didnât have the most assertive personality, and he knew Grady simply did what he wanted, especially when it came to pushing someoneâs buttons..
            â Uh.. Is their something you need..? â
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  It had to be around two or three in the morning, Wade was awake simply out of pure sympathy for Caparzo.. Nobody else would have rewritten the letter soaked in his own crimson blood, so he took it upon himself to do just that.. Under normal circumstances it wouldnât have taken him so long to carry out a task as simple as that, but the letters were difficult to decipher, due to the blood && water that covered it.. In a way, he almost wished he hadnât taken the paper.. But he knows he would've felt terribly guilty if he hadnât.. The downsides of having a conscience..
  An elongated sigh escaped the manâs lips as he placed the pencil being used on the table && lifted his hands to massage his currently throbbing head.. He probably shouldâve tried to fall sleep by now, though he knows that would be pointless.. There was far too much on his mind, && even if he did manage to sleep, it would take more than a short hour or so to make him feel rested.. Might as well just stay up..
  Irwin nearly thought he was dreaming when he felt a chilled hand find its way under his shirt, causing him to hitch his breath.. Turning his head, he spotted Reiben, snickering into his shoulder.. A sharp exhale left the medicâs lips (a mixture of both relief and irritation) before he gave a quick glare at the man behind him..
â Youâre hands are really damn cold yâknow.. â
He spoke quietly, leaning away from the soldierâs cold touch.
â You all out of conscious people to bother or somethin? â
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