Guys, if you vote for the 3rd option, please please please reblog or comment and specify who!

you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL

This

If ur a US based academic I bet if u could write a good enough grant application u could convince the current government to give you a bunch of money to look for Atlantis or the kingdom of Prester John or something

Now is a great time to take an exciting overseas vacation on Uncle Sam's dime. U can even write about it after, be like "We gave it the ol college try but we still didn't find Atlantis, leading further further support to the consensus that it don't even real" and it'll piss them off soooo bad but that's still doing science abt it so 🤷‍♀️

We could start some sort of a parapsychology foundation where we conduct laboratory tests of hermetic ritual magic, which is to say we get paid to make scientists act in little skits for our and others' amusement

Every couple years we switch up the clownfish pairs in broodstock and this week we just retired a bunch of the older males and added new males. Some of those pairs already had eggs when we made the switch and I assumed the new males would just ignore them and let the female take care of them, but I have now seen several of the new males pick up where the old males left off and start actively tending to the eggs. They saw unattended eggs and went “alright I guess these are mine now”

you gotta get them a "the father that stepped up" coffee mug or something

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Y'all.

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

We love the character development

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

amazing how most people within pro nonbinary spaces still cannot compute that a person can be both entirely female and entirely male.

you people aren't CASTING