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Ask box: Open! Always has been always will be! Unless I get like death threats or smthin.

When do I post things, fuck if I know! But I do love to talk, if I can think of a good response I’ll respond! If it’s an ask I’ll feel obliged to respond and will most likely get back to you eventually!

I’m a part of a LOT of fandom and have written for a lot, but this blog has only been and was originally created solely for Platonic Batfam X Reader. Not to say I’m not willing to write for different fandoms. I just haven’t finished anything in a while that isn’t Platonic Batfam.

For a bit more personal information just look at my Bio! Anything not fic related I want you to know will be there!

(I don't want to take credit for someone else ideas)

- Kevin McCallister! Reader that end up in Gotham or Metropolis

- Reader that's a SCP but successfully escaped from the SCP foundation

- Reader who's secretly a vampire that either works at hospital or Arkham Asylum

- Final girl! Reader (I don't know whether or not there any gender neutral horror movie term for final girl)

The answer to that my friend is idk, most of my asks are from anon’s like yourself. I’m assuming you’ve been like 90% of them at this point. I’m pretty sure almost all of the anon’s I’ve gotten are from the same four people but I have very little proof of that. I’m assuming based on what you said you’re at minimum the one I’ve been talking to about Regina George! Reader, Killer Croc x Reader and maybe Bright Knight? Anyways,

1.

First thought for this was less of actual movie Kevin that ends up in Gotham (And probably gets adopted and becomes a new Robin let’s be real here) but back to my Neglected Reader roots! I’m thinking there not a Robin and probably younger then Damien. One day they get left behind by accident, do to one of those save the world superhero team ups we’re all the Bats are needed. With them leaving in such a panicked rush they forgot Alfred had also left town, why? Idk he was finally being a good dad and went to spend time with his daughter. Only for the manor to get attacked not by supervillains but by some run of the mill robbers. Que Kevin typical gorilla warfare.

Maybe slide in some of my dad two face propaganda. Long before Harvey became two faces Bruce left an old note for Dick. So that if he ever needed anything and Bruce wasn’t there he could call Harvey. The note was shoved in a box somewhere, a box that Reader finds as there fortifying the house and decides why not and calls him. Confused as hell why his old phone number is being contacted Harvey picks it up and here the voice of a five year old on the other end. Triggering Dadmode tm.

Why don’t they call the cops? Reader doesn’t trust them. They work for the Bats and Reader hates the Bats

2.

Bro is on the run, I know you probably mean something along the lines of them escaping to Gotham. We’re they blend in and become a vigilante/villain. But I just got flash banged with the memory that an SCP x Reader community does in fact, exist. So maybe that?

Although a DC continuity were the SCP foundation exists is an interesting idea. Seeing as most superheroes and villains would be considered anomalous I wonder how the difference SCP and DC factions would interact. Would Superman still exist or would he have been taken in by one of those factions? Lots to think about even outside of it being an X Reader. It’s a whole separate AU. I wonder if someone has already made an AU like this? Probably.

3.

Honestly I think they would blend in pretty well, with them feasting on blood that’s about to get thrown out because it’s close to expiring. It might be stale but it’s better than how they used to feed. Although maybe it’s more like there eating junk food because of the chemicals put in the blood to keep it liquid? Then again they probably fed off blood filled with asbestos more then once. Don’t even get me started on micro plastics, they’re fine. Now for this we are not going to fallow the way it functions in DC Vampires. Because that’s a whole different can of worms I will get to later. Reader would probably have an easy time fitting in at Gotham just because it’s well Gotham. With them also being one of the few people completely happy with working the night shift and never getting tired no matter how long there hours are. With them being so well feed from this job they usually don’t have to worry about going feral over blood. 

Now this is the part where I talk about DC Vampires. Like the actual vampire apocalypse universe they have. For anyone out of the loops. It seems like in DC vampirism actually makes most people go absolutely feral. Bringing out their worst, most malicious traits as well as their unending craving for human blood. Turning even the kindest people into absolute monsters. All of this as they fallow whoever functions as like the ‘queen parasite’. Not truly a hive mind but pretty close to one as they feel compelled to fallow the ‘queen’s’ orders even if there against it. Some vampires such as Damian and the guy protecting his daughter seemed to have an immunity to this side effect, but not the vampirism itself. Of course I haven’t actually read the comic in ages, the last time I checked on it Barbra became the new Vampire Queen after she killed Dick.

Reader is one of the ones who isn’t affected by the bloodlust and is on the human’s side. If they actually care about humans is up for debate, but the new status quo set up is actually really bad for vampires in the long run. As there biggest food source is slowly going extinct thanks to everything going on. It just makes the most sense to team up with humans, whether they actually like them or not. With them being a doctor definitely helping with keeping everyone alive. Then again with how many of the cast drop like flies it’s a real coin toss on if they live for very long. Especially with the purge of disloyal vampires at the beginning :/

Have I wanted an excuse to talk about DC Vampire for the longest time, yes, yes I have.

4. Que the song Final Girl

There is now! I’m dubbing it, final bitch/j!

In all seriousness though I’m picturing them as someone who is constantly becoming the protagonist of sequels and spin offs. This bitch is life has become full of blood after they *pulls several pieces of paper out of a hat* Went to a party with their friends in the middle of the mountains were everyone’s cars broke down and they were hunted for sport by the son of a dead lumberjack. Or something like that. Bitch is just as prepared and paranoid if not more so then Batman himself. Have you ever read “Final Girl Support Group”? There personality is like the protagonist in that.

There are rumors and theories about why they keep on going after Reader, are you The Batman’s secret lover? Are you being paid to do this? What untold powers do you hold.

Two things, firstly might I introduce you to Vtuber Reader?

Secondly, the first thing that popped up into my brain

Dick: I’m not a gamer! Maybe they will respect me!

Reader: That just makes you a beta cuck

If Regina George! Reader fall in love with Scarecrow, they'll be in denial of genuinely having feeling towards Jonathan.

Scarecrow: *Nerding out about some fear shit or whatever he’s into. Warhammer? Fuck it he has a 40k figurine collection.*

Reader mentally: *Snort* cute

Reader:

Reader: No

Teen sometimes can be a emotional manipulator but feel guilty about it. In my opinion, Regina George! Reader have some regret but use it like a weapon.

Ya, I think there relationship is kinda like Doctor Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa’s relationship. Were Reader is extremely busy with work and because of that is pretty absent but they do try. Having a personal rule to ALWAYS take holidays, birthdays and other important events off to support their kid. They might not always be there but Reader does love there kid and wants that to be clear as day. Even if there going through there rebellious phase, think Reader is kinda lame and having trouble understanding how much Reader is doing for them.

Honestly this is difficult to answer, because saying “oh it happened so long ago, it doesn’t really matter” because it does. Yes, at this point twenty or so years have passed without them cheating. That doesn’t change the fact that it did happen. I think however, you can still love someone despite their flaws. How long ago it happened and with no future history of cheating after the fact does lessen the blow.

How is Teen revenge plans for the person who bullying them so far?

I’m so glad this was brought up because I keep on thinking what a cross over between Crow and Regina would be like. Crow’s age really depends on what point we’re at, I think right about now there either late teen to young adult. So there either about to enter college or are about to return from college.

Honestly the two would probably get along great, Crow might have the same interest in Fear as Scarecrow, but there’s is primarily academic. They love there dad but god watching this is sad, there side eyeing him awkwardly through this entire thing. They probably try to infiltrate Regina’s life in some way, maybe using Teen? Seeing as Crow is not legally Scarecrow’s kid and there civilian identity has no connection to him. Only to get genuinely emotionally attached to these two. Not at all according to plan. What was the plan? Idk, make sure this relationship isn’t some complecated honey pot scheme.

As for Teen’s revenge I haven’t given the finer details much thought but I think it started out slow. There at the bottom of the hierarchy after all and need to regain there footing. First it would probably start with changes in their appearance at least at school. Different hair style, a change in the way they do makeup(if they did any at all before this), new clothes. Then into slipping into different social groups, pretending to like people they don’t. Getting on others good side all so they can get enough trust to start spreading rumors. Making fake accounts to slowly spread harassment campaigns on line.

If a super villain like the scarecrow tried to romance my parent, I think Teen reaction is perfectly understandable.

Imagine having the scarecrow as your stepdad.

We joke but I think he would actually try to go on dates with and get gifts for Reader. This man is uping his charm factor to get with them. Look at him! He has several PHD’s, is clearly highly intelligent, madly in love and genuinely trying to befriend and get the trust of your child? Honestly his biggest red flag is that he’s a mad scientist with him kidnapping Reader being there meet cute. In this day and age however there are definitely people into that.

Honestly I think he would be a pretty good step dad, but that just might be all the propaganda I was fed during the Crow! Reader saga talking. Sure the Teen might not have the same mad scientist interests as him but that man has to be interesting in something other then fear…. Right?

Everyone in Gotham feels so bad for them and are unusually kind because of it. Giving Reader the absolute wrong impression of what Gotham is usually like. Even the Bats are trying to secretly make there time here just a little more comfortable. That is until one day they see Reader brutality tormenting Scarecrow, and the man being WAY too into that.

You want to know something, this idea supposed to be a joke but now i actually into it.

I have a feeling that Scarecrow break out of Arkham Asylum with the entire purpose of escape is Regina George! Reader.

Imagine Reader teenage kid realization that a mad scientist super villain is literally in love with their parent.

Baby girl, never feel bad about yapping, I both love to yap and listen to the yapping.

Honestly I’m trying to think of a reason Reader is still in Gotham. Maybe after their work trip there Boss has them relocate there? Something they only agreed to because Scarecrow somehow found there address and has been sending the most unhinged yet somehow romantic love letters. They don’t want to get with this freak yet but they do want to give him a piece off their mind. Also probably curiosity about Gotham’s, well everything. There ex having primary custody definitely helps, originally the split was because of Readers workaholic tendencies. Both the divorce and custody arrangement. So they already don’t see each other often, now that there a teen and can drive. It was agreed that it was solely up to the teen on when to visit. Instantly sinking it down even further. So such a move wouldn’t mess with the custody arrangement.

I like to imagine that someone from Arkham Asylum know or maybe meet Regina George! reader during High School, just start Lore dropping to scarecrow and that's how he find out. Man just fell even harder than before.

Anyone: They're fabulous, but a nightmare

Scarecrow: Tell me more

(Mean girl 2 don't exist! *I said still being in denial of that movie existence*)

I’m sorry for your loss(a bad sequel)

This happens directly after he loses his eye, guy gets put in Arkham after being let out of the hospital. Only to run into random inmate number 669 who goes “Damn, you lost your eye to Reader? I thought they would have been in prison by now, or dead.” “You know them?” “Know them?! There half of the reason I’m in here!” They then proceeded to spill all the high school drama. Of course it’s been like 20 years so it’s not 100% accurate. It was also tainted by the fact they weren’t in the in group. So a lot of the finer details are lost or twisted through school rumors. You can not tell me Regina’s victims were not convinced she would either be washed up, dead, or ruling the world by this point. As they clearly aren’t the supreme leader of earth yet, or in charge of a country. It has to be one of the other two. Right? It’s not like they actually ended up living a normal life? That can’t be possible!