This has been updated over time and will probably continue to be. If anything "major" happens, we'll make a new intro. (Unlikely but whatever)
DNI is under our warnings ~
‼️DO NOT GO OVER OUR BOUNDARIES. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED/IGNORED‼️
(warning: this is a long post, so beware ig. >_< )
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We have other side blogs, you can ask for those but I'll just warn you here, if you find them, they're most likely inactive/dead lmao.
We collectively go by the name Alien, please use that if you don't know who's fronting. Normally, an alter will tell your their name, but not all the time. Respect this.
We are bodily 18, not much else to add into this little section other than we age regress frequently and have alters of many different ages.
We are heavily anti-endo, and do not care what they or their supporters have to say. (We won't go harassing the non-traumagenic, but that does not mean we will tolerate being harassed.)
We do not give a shit about this part, but if you are rude to one of our alters, we will be rude back, doesn't matter who the fuck you are (unless I hate said alter too but still). As the host of the system, I can and will refuse you to speak to or see alters if you are being rude.
We Will Not Show You Our Littles If We Do Not Trust You (or any alter for that matter)
We speak: English, German, Spanish, and some other languages.
We are: Available to DM (if you fit int list!) ((may not always respond bc we forgor and are dumb dumb))
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About The Main Host
Name(s): Mike/Mikey
Gender: ftm, masc presenting + xenos/extra
Pronouns: He/They/It/Xe
Age: 18, same as body, ages with the body
Sign-off: -host / -🧡
Extra: I'm very hyper sometimes but also very dry, it really depends on what you are to me. (If I don't know you well, I'm dry, but if I consider you a friend, get ready for hyper-ness.)
Extra 2: I'm taken btw by my awesome partner system so uh yeah fuck off if you wanna date me because IM ALREADY CLAIMED (host)
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System Info
System name: Alien's System/Alienssystem
Type of sys: Traumagen(formed from trauma and the only correct one), fictive/introject/non-human heavy, and polyfragmented(?). Also extremely low split tolerance (it doesn't make us any less valid)
Sourcemates and "doubles*" are free to int i guess, but if an alter doesn't want you to, dni with them
(*doubles is the term I'll use but just know, we don't believe they exist. Twins/doubles, whatever. Fictive of the same character, let's just go with that.)
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‼️Warnings About Us‼️ (PLEASE READ!!!)
(or don't, just don't be surprised) ((there's a lot on this part so eh idk what else to say))
1. At this point in life, many of us genuinely do not care about things. Don't try to make us care, because we'll just hate you and start caring even less. Yes we have incredibly low empathy, no we don't care. In fact, every time someone mentions it negatively, it lowers.
2. Most of us can be incredibly hyper when it comes to certain things and/or people that are close to us. We can and will ramble/send multiple messages or images. We do not apologize in advance, it will happen again.
3. We are very slow at times, so please don't get mad if we don't understand a topic. We also switch topics frequently because holy shit goldfish over here.
4. We get offended/surprised really easily, so we NEED tone tags. Don't get mad when YOU DON'T use tone-tags, and we misunderstand you. Your fault. ((WE ALSO HAVE BARELY ANY FILTER, BE WARNED)) (← we're working on it dw)
5. We fall asleep a lot, blame narcolepsy. So if we don't respond, that's probably why. But don't always assume it's bc we fell asleep. If it's late, and we don't respond, then you may assume.
6. We have lots of traits for different mental disorders, like npd/aspd or any cluster disorder for example, but we won't go and say we have it. We can't technically get diagnosed yet, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist for us. So that's why, instead, we say we have *insert cluster disorder here* traits.
7. Oh yeah, btw, fuck off if you're gonna "you don't have ___". You just saw a post of mine on tumblr and wanna feel special, you aren't, suck my dick. You can't see what mental disorders I do and don't have from text on ur crusty ass screen.
8. We often relapse and have acid trips, and occasionally mentally crash and post random things. Do not worry about us unless it seems genuinely concerning/distressing.
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✅INT IF:✅ Gamer, music listener, bodily 15 and above, artist, age/pet regressor, a traumagen sys, tone-tag user, anime/cartoon enjoyer, a lover of the following: Nature, Space, Sunrises/Sunsets, Animals. And just generally nice people? Man idfk
‼️DNI IF:‼️ You're an Endo/Demo/Willo or any non-valid sys OR THEIR SUPPORTERS (DON'T INTERACT I'M SERIOUS)!! Bodily under 15 (AGE 14 IS PUSHING IT!!)* a radqueer, an nsfw blog, against xeno/neopronouns + xenogenders, therapists/"therapy will help you", and a hater to any of the following: age/pet regressors, the mentally ill, objectums, etc. (*if we're friends or already know each other then it's fine)
If you are: overly political, a trump fan/supporter, against high alter-count and/or fictive-heavy systems, endo neutral, a toxic religious person, a vegan (/srs), a music hater, then DNI!!! /srs
Even if you so much as like our post, we will block you, no exceptions.
See here for more: ✨✨✨
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❗DO NOT: Give us a nickname if we tell you we don't want one, make fun of us in a /srs way, mock our voice in a /srs way, question our photo gallery, overly judge us, hate on our appearance, or hate on our music taste. (Seriously, don't do the last one. We listen to music as a way to comfort ourselves and our parts, so we are very sensitive ab it)
Basically, if one of our alters says they don't like smth you're doing, stop!!! /srs
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Guh okay that was long. If you got to here, thank you very much for your time.
We use Snap and Discord, and ofc Simply Plural! Message us if you want! (Please do, we need friends like it's getting so bad we're crying) ((although we don't just give out our socials, please ask first))
With many thanks to you for reading this far: -The Alienssystem














