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👾 While doing his best to keep quiet about his true plans for Earth, Zim asked you for knowledge about this planet and its filthy beautifully ignorant human species living on it...what a bad time for you to start slipping

🛸 Acts a lot like an older brother or babysitter doing his best to look after you, but tends to fail in funny ways. He never really had a parent or caregiver while growing up which is why he may mess up sometimes or subtly slip due to being a flip

👾 His lack of knowledge on domestic affection might make things slow at first, but he’s very interested in learning all he can about it. Or, as he puts it “NO earthly practice will be able to best ZIM! Now, relinquish all information you have on this ‘regression’...if you will.”

🛸 Likes to teach you how to be chaotically evil like him, through practicing evil laughs, spying on potential enemies together, and teaching you not to trust the “Dib-monkey”

👾 Tends to use his alien technology to entertain you, with high-tech video games, cartoons, and remote control toys. He says that the devices are all yours to use but he’ll definitely join you without even realizing

🛸 Due to being an alien species that doesn’t sleep, he has little to no issue with watching over you until you fall asleep. He actually finds it oddly soothing to do after a long day of evil plans not going quite right

👾 To “disguise” you at his base while you’re his “undercover insider”, he makes sure you’re in a pet disguise if any visitors happen to come over...it’s literally just an animal onesie, but it’s very stealthy and useful for pet regression!

🛸 Likes reading you children’s books whenever you’re interested...but tends to play it off saying “might as well...I need to get used to reading this STUPID human alphabet at some point”

👾 Lets you into his underground lab sometimes as long as you promise to keep it secret, where you can observe space through his telescope

🛸 Has a *lot* of very strange, but affectionate, nicknames for you, including “dearest minion”, “little tolerable earth creature”, “plush animal ambassador”, and many more!

👾 Somehow knows exactly how to bribe you with the snacks, toys, and activities you like. You want to play with GIR some more? Once you get your toys cleaned off the couch, you can have as much playtime as you’d like

🛸 No plan of Zim’s is ever a failure in his eyes, which is why he refuses to let you talk badly about yourself. You’re a valuable asset to his plans, and an even more valuable little one

👾 May bring you along while doing a nightly flight over the city in his Voot Cruiser. Listening to the hum of the engine and Zim talking to himself is enough to calm your nerves and get you ready for bed

🛸 GIR makes for a very fun sibling figure, he likes to play with you, watch cartoons with you, and make you food...hope you like waffles!

👾 “No. You may not have one of my Irken snacks, loyal minion. They are strictly...oh no. No! Stop it! Stop it with your eyes of beseech-ment! The pity building in my squeedlyspooch, IT STINGS! IT BURNS! AGGHHHHH! Alright...just one taste.”

🛸 “This ‘favorite cartoon’ of yours is immensely gratifying. This Steve-human knows EXACTLY how to command human larva to do his bidding of finding clues...OOH! The clue is on the chair! ON THE CHAIR!”