IT IS HORRIBLE AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL

Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head. Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed. Jump to the fence post. Running in the stall. Black Phillip, Black Phillip, king of all.

@alieninterests

miscellaneous movie quote sentence starters pt. iv.

That was one thing he didn’t miss about Ben or Peter, the fucking nerd quotations on a never ending cycle. Not everything had to be connected back to Star Wars, or Game of Thrones, or whatever other geek shit was trendy that week -- how did either of them have the time to watch any of that garbage anyways?

Kaine felt like he was always getting his ass kicked, or getting his ass set on fire, or being blamed for things he might have done ten years ago but which he had long out grown in the seemingly futile effort of being a better man.

It somehow makes this Ben more endeared to Kaine while also making him infinitely more punchable.

brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server. change pronouns as needed.

❛ something blasphemous is about to happen in this starbucks. ❜

❛ do poltergeists pee? ❜

❛ typical poltergeist, fucking peeing everywhere. ❜

❛ i just stepped in ghost piss, i wanna go home. ❜

❛ i do have a death wish, but not by your hands. ❜

❛ it’s an oompa loompa, so it’s weapon of choice is probably a gun. ❜

❛ spit on me, ghost daddy. ❜

❛ i just want ancient vampires to suck on my blood and murder me. ❜

❛ two bags of potato chips and gas station hot dog are probably worth more than you are. ❜

❛ would mothman lay eggs or give live birth? ❜

❛ ah yes, ummm, those are ghosts. ❜

❛ the party don’t start until i walk in to ruin it. ❜

❛ i’m sorry, did i just wake up to discover that you disappeared for 24 hours because you were high? ❜

❛ i want to go to a haunted park. ❜

❛ i want to make a haunted park. ❜

❛ i live in the swirly slide at the park. ❜

❛ let he who has not been dead cast the first stone. ❜

❛ i never want to be one of those victims that a true crime podcast would talk about. ❜

❛ i’m going to need everyone to stop hitting on demons. ❜

❛ start the day off fresh by expelling your old and useless blood. ❜

❛ haunted by the ghost of the cow from which the beef patty was made. ❜

❛ is there anything more depressing than 32 uneaten pieces of webkinz birthday cake? ❜

❛ you go to denny’s because it’s four in the morning and you’re having an existential crisis and only the eerie timelessness of an empty denny’s can help you stop dissociating. ❜

❛ he’ll skin you alive with a dull knife, but he also bakes muffins, and plays chess, and catches spiders with a cup and sheet of paper. ❜

❛ tony the tiger took my social security number. ❜

❛ and a haunted house will always have a rattling in its lungs. ❜

❛ whatever the opposite of a celebrity crush is, that’s what zak bagans is to me. ❜

❛ it’s just a wittle killer clown. ❜

❛ i’m gonna stab you with my fun knife. ❜

❛ i’m not your jiminy cricket, i’m just your yes girl. ❜

❛ your teeth will never be clean of the blood i’ve seen you lick. ❜

Hey, I like that chivilrousxhybrid post about kisses, but I felt it was missing some Important Smooches and had to fix that. So send me two characters and “I want the K” and I’ll generate a number for them!

1: Passionate Kiss

2: Gentle Peck

3: Firm Kiss

4: Shut-Up Kiss

5: Romantic (Tender) Kiss

6: Teary Kiss

7: Distract-Someone Kiss

8: Kiss in the Rain

9: Underwater Kiss

10: Upside-Down Kiss

11: Goofy Kiss

12: Almost Kiss

13: Hair Kiss

14: Forehead Kiss

15: Eyelid Kiss

16: Nose Kiss

17: Cheek Kiss

18: Jawline Kiss

19: Collarbone Kiss

20: Chest Kiss

21: Stomach Kiss

22: Hipbone Kiss

23: Hand/Wrist Kiss

24: Butterfly Kiss

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

tw:  dark  themes  present  ( blood,  death  etc )

“  my  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  person  receiving  the  meme.  “  your  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  the  person  sending  the  meme.

🛏️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  share  one  bed.

💍  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  enemies  forced  to  marry.

⚔️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fighting  and  my  muse  admits  their  feelings  for  yours.  (  add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings )

😴  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  comforting  your  muse  after  a  nightmare.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  comfort  mine )

🤕  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  patching  up  your  muse’s  injuries.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  patching  up  my  muse’s  injuries. )

🥂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  drunkenly  confesses  their  true  feelings  about  your  muse  to  them.

💭  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  chooses  to  give  up  their  memories  of  your  muse  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  give  up  their  memories  to  save  mine )

🥊  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  pins  yours  whilst  sparring.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  pin  mine )

🛡️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  protects  yours  from  a  fight.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  protect  mine. )

🩸  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  injured  and  yours  demands  to  know  who  hurt  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  injured )

💋  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  kiss  to  maintain  their  cover.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fake  dating.

🤐  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  pretend  they’re  not  dating.

🤯  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  recognises  yours  from  a  past  life,  but  your  muse  does  not  remember  them.

☠️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  admits  their  true  feelings  for  your  muse  after  believing  they’re  about  to  die,  but  they  survive.  (  add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings  to  mine )

🔪  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  kills  to  protect  your  muse.  ( add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  kill  to  protect  mine )

💔  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  breaks  your  muse’s  heart  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  break  my  muse’s  heart )

🌪️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  trapped  together  during  a  storm.

💰  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  has  to  seduce  yours  for  information.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  try  to  seduce  mine )

✋   -  a  starter  where  my  muse  traces  your  muse’s  scars.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  trace  my  muse’s  scars )

🫂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  runs  to  embrace  yours  after  winning  a  battle.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  embrace  mine )