Alien Girl

He'll be fingering you as you beg him for more, and he'll choose that exact moment to don his best (worst) Yoda impression.

"Very wet, you are. Be inside you, I must."

Or he'll adopt his full Dungeon Master routine to narrate sex, eyes wide and voice deep.

"The suave, handsome bard wishes to spill his seed inside the gorgeous sorceress."

But the minute you smirk at him and say, "you gotta roll a performance check," he gets all pouty, brow furrowed as he thrusts.

"Babe, don't make me laugh! I'm tryna focus!"

Cardcaptor Sakura

ID in ALT text shockingly i drew more zukos then sokkas this year.... which is weird to me personally? although... i did have a sudden 'i have no clue how to draw zuko?!?!?" moment this year. oh also..uh... i was wondering if i drew egnouth faces to make them 'turn around' and well...