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Sigh oh how I LOVE conversations at nail/hair salons where women from different homes come together and start discussing about feministic topics (aka how men suck). Like when 4 women who are either working there or came to get their nails done start talking about how little boys from young age are taken care of so MUCH compared to girls that when they married they expect their wives to become their “mother” you just need to stfu and listen. Or when they come to conclusion that they would rather have a baby boy so that way he won’t go through many hardships that women face on daily with a little sadness in their tone you need to start TALKING NOTES. I’m convinced nail salons is where the new wave of feminism is going to start in my country >:)

“I hate math” no you don’t. You can’t HATE math if you don’t KNOW it. You “hate” it because you don’t understand it. It’s like a toddler hating new food bc they have never tried it and don’t want to. I genuinely don’t understand why it’s such a hated subject in school (I mean it’s mostly bc of the education system and how WACK ts is but that’s a whole new conversation). Like yes I HAVE cried my eyes out for not being able to do my homework since grade 3 but you WILL catch me doing math on summer vocations… not mandatory… I just got bored and wanted to do something fun. So when me, a diehard math nerd says “I hate math” YOU yes you 🫵 need to stfu because you don’t understand the struggle to find where does the infinity start OR end:) Istg if math is the queen of sciences then I’m the most loyal knight that has served her frfr.

“He was CLEARLY a red flag but I am colorblind hehe 😜” FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FUTURE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH PLEASE NOOOOOO. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO HAVE KIDS. I don’t care how much you like bad boys or how “you can fix him” please don’t settle with those types of people I’m so serious rn. I’m talking from experience here your children will thank you for it laterrr *screaming into the void*.

My mother starts talking at the family function about how you shouldn’t allow your children to choose their religion when they are older bc they might end up becoming a satanist or even worse ✨G@¥✨ but the enemy is closer than you think. And I mean literally sitting next to you type close >.<

I would never have thought that I was so corny when I talk in English. Like I specifically try using some phrases that I’ve heard here and there or make jokes but it turns out that it’s the corniest thing ever 😫😫😫

House of puso is literally what I see while listening to Alex G. Like those two things are MADE for each other. That is non negotiable btw

Who’s gonna be the “doesn’t it hurt?” To my “yeah, it does… but that’s the point!”. We can be traumatized together yaaay :333

Me adding silly text emojis and smiley faces to all my texts/messages/comments so people don’t think that I’m evil with dubious intent in my actions (even if I’m obviously nice). You can never be sure >:)

Oh to go back to the times when me and my cousin watched Gravity Falls for the first time and got sever hyper fixation about it. Oh to go back to the times when I got hooked on the Harry Potter franchise (I WAS LIKE 11 BTW I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT) and made my cousin also watch it so we were both obsessed with it. Oh to go back to the times when me and him would make silly videos like about the other person’s big hand controlling the limbs of the other who was standing far from the camera (really don’t know how to describe it better lol) or using Snapchat filters to find out what character we were. Oh to go back to the times when we would mix spices ketchup with mayo and dip dry bread in it. Oh to go back to the times when he would rumble to me about the last marvel movie that he watched but I wouldn’t understand a thing anyway. I miss being close with himmm 😞. Why does growing up have to separate us so slowly that you wouldn’t notice how you don’t have anything to talk about anymore. I miss my cousiiiiiin vor. Uhhh my babyyyy 😭😭😭