Cause I'm only human

They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it.

You should’ve kept fighting for me, but you didn’t because it was easier for you to give up rather than try to be with me again.

Thanks, do I get a welcome basket?

Nope.

Actually in a cave, building fire.

Welcome to the real world then.

You could have said spoiler alert. But then maybe not a YA novel. 

You're living under a rock if you haven't heard it by now.

Do they have a happy ending?

In the Fault in our Stars the boyfriend dies so.

I’ll pretend I know what that is and still laugh at the almost insult.

Young Adult. Think Twilight, Fault in our Stars and all that.

A coming of age story, I suppose. Aspiring adult.

Didn't know we were in a YA novel.

We’re all looking for different things, Alice.

And what the hell do you expect to find here?

I hope not, it’s crucial.

A small, middle of nowhere town is crucial?

Maddox isn’t too bad, it’s kinda nice. But then again, it’s all familiar to you and new to me.

You'll get tired of it soon enough.

I wouldn’t dream of it. So, Alice, what brings you to Maddox? Born and raised?

Birth brought me to Maddox.

I’m not complaining, it’s not everyday an ego gets fluffed.

Don't get used to it then.

You threaten me with a stake, you get the blondie.

You call me blondie you get a tall with a shot of vampire poison.

Oh stop, you’re going to make me blush. He joked. That’s all it takes, really? I dig the easiness, Alice. 

I'm tired and don't flatter yourself.