Hey I have a really cute idea for Anne Maria, what if f!reader was falling head over heels for her and Anne Maria never had a girl fall for her? Just headcanons on how she’d react please
ahhh omg!! this is like so cute i love her sm 😭😭 this ask is so good ily <3
Anne Maria x f!reader where Anne Maria hasn't had a girl crush on her before
Nahhh like i don't even know where to start on hcs here
this is genuinely just so cute of an idea so i have so many thoughts over it
okay first of all, you'd definitely fall for her due to how strong and persistent she is!
as someone who likes women, i'm bias cuz,,,,cmon,,, big tough girls <33
but Anne Maria isn't big buff strong
that doesn't matter; she's perfect in her own way
when you first show signs of being attracted to her, Anne Maria does the wlw thing of "what a great friend! she must act like this with everybody"
Then she sees you talking with Zoey and is like "hm, maybe she just doesn't like Zoey that much."
But after seeing you interact with every other girl on the island she comes to the conclusion that you two are just best friends because you think she's super likable and pretty.
To be fair, she isn't wrong just the thinking is a bit off.
And then you start complimenting her a bit more and she notices your touches begin to linger and of course the only conclusion she comes up with is:
"Man, I am really fucking hot. Go me."
Because how is one supposed to differentiate girl flirting from girl friendship?? it's impossible!
So, of course, she starts reciprocating 'cause that's like how friends act and stuff, so she doesn't understand why you're suddenly so shy and duck away from her compliments.
"Y/N Girrrlll you are lookin' HOT today!"
She then panics when you just flop down face first in the middle of the camp.
"nothing" it is extremely muffled
a shaky thumbs up rises from your limp body
After that, she has started to pick up on your crush and is just in crisis mode™.
crisis mode one being "oh my god I was too hot and now I have to let my bestie down cuz I don't like her back."
cue an interaction where Mike told you a joke and a few of the Mutant Maggots, including you, laughed.
it's not her fault that your laugh is so lovable!
Or, at least, that's what she tells herself when she's in her denial stage.
At that point, she doesn't distance herself at all. On the contrary, she spends even MORE time with you because she has to be like "haha yes I am ms. hetero and I can handle hanging out with this cute girl who likes me a lot. definitely, 100%"
This just leads to her being even more flustered than you are around her, but she tries her best to play it off.
At one point, you'd hand her a flower that Dawn had found that somehow wasn't mutated and she'd short circuit and hesitatingly says thank you before leaving awkwardly.
She weirdly ends up going to Mike?? 'cause he's the person that she knows that has a girl who likes him.
Best to ask someone who has experience.
He's so confused when she comes to talk to him. Cuz he knows Vito has a relationship with her but???? She never really interacts with or likes Mike
She is extremely blunt with the situation albeit a bit nervous
"Okay like, how do...okay so like when...."
It takes her a minute but she gets there eventually
Mike is so confused and is just like "???? Why are you asking me?? I thought you were straight???? Wait who likes you???? Or who do you like??" Since he doesn't know if she'd doing that thing where you cover up your motives with a vague question yk
"I am! Straight, I mean. And it's none of your business, Mike. Just answer the damn question!"
"I don't know why you'd ask me! I have no idea what to do when a girl likes you! I like blackout anytime a girl I like talks to me cause I'm all nervous."
She has to put her head in both of her hands at that one
"You're such a loser oh my God..."
He would be insulted if it weren't the truth
And after that interaction, she's out of leads 'cause Mike was the only guy she was willing to talk to besides Cameron but she was certain he hadn't been with anyone. Plus, she didn't know if any of the other girls liked girls! That was personal stuff
"oh my god i am so lost in this situation and i definitely like her back"
she tries her best to just,,,, reciprocate??
But then she realizes that her advances are most likely taken as friendly since that's what she did at the start
So she has to become more forward with it yk
Anne Maria's two braincells finally produced the coherent thought of "oh! it's the same as dudes but with a girl."
After that epiphany, you guys get together rather quickly
happily ever after blah blah blah you get the drill
i totally wrote so much more than what u asked for im so sorry qwq i just liked the request so much and i fuckin RAN with it
