Alfie Adams

i like the little smiley face on it

reblog this if you actually don’t fucking care about eurus AT FUCKING ALL

imagine living in that ignorant bubble

In video games there should be a “oh you haven’t played in over 6 months? Here’s a quick tutorial on the controls and a recap of the story thus far” option. -More Shower Thoughts Here!

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

Bruh.

I showed my mom this picture and she says “if that bald eagle had a baseball in its mouth, it would be even better.”

I fucking hate customers like this

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

“We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.”

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders