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❛  You’re still a contender.  ❜

❛  Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.  ❜

❛  This thing we’re doing here? Me, you. I’m in. I’m all in. ❜

❛  If you jump, I jump, Jack. ❜

❛  I’m ready for this. You can count on me now.  ❜

❛  Think of how dull your life would be without me.  ❜

❛  I don’t want to talk to anybody else. I don’t like anybody else. ❜

❛  You looked it up!  ❜

❛  You really did only like me for my looks, huh?  ❜

❛  If you come with me, I won’t get on the plane.  ❜

❛  Because you’re special.  ❜

❛  If all else fails, you can marry rich.  ❜

❛  I don’t know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her. ❜

❛  You’re the greatest kid in the world.  ❜

❛  You’ve given me everything I need.  ❜

❛  You are important.  ❜

❛  We could go to a bookstore. I’ll watch you browse for six or seven hours. ❜

❛  I know you better than anyone. This isn’t you. ❜

❛ It is what it is… You, me. ❜

❛ All I can say it, you’re lucky I’m back in your life because clearly you were lost without me. It’s a miracle you’re even still alive, right?  ❜

❛  She gave my picture out ‘cause she thinks I need a man.  ❜

❛  Doesn’t matter what time it is. I’ll always be around.  ❜

❛  It’s like my life isn’t even real to me unless you’re there and you’re in it and I’m sharing it with you.  ❜

❛  I promise I will dance just as spazzy as you will.  ❜

❛  Is everything okay?  ❜

❛  You’re full of hate and loathing and I love it. ❜

❛  It’s so good to have someone to share this hate with.  ❜

❛  Will you just stand still?  ❜

❛  Will you marry me?  ❜

❛  I like looking at you.  ❜

❛  I’m sorry about that. You want to push me in the lake? It’s cathartic, I hear.  ❜

❛  I just wanted to put some notes in the margins for you.  ❜

❛  I can’t catch my breath.  ❜

❛  You didn’t say goodbye.  ❜

❛  What? Did you think I wanted to come over here and see you?  ❜

❛  I knew that if you could sit down and stop shaking it around that you could do something like this. I knew it. I knew it.  ❜

❛  C’mon, Ace.  ❜

❛  Right now, I don’t need to do anything but be right here with you.  ❜

❛  I don’t want to stop seeing you.  ❜

❛  You trust me?  ❜

❛  You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before it do it.  ❜

❛  I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and my spit!  ❜

❛  Get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza.  ❜

❛  Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith. ❜

❛  You’re the man I want to want.  ❜

❛  I’ve been looking for the one, that elusive soulmate – I really have. I just believe it’s you. It’s always been you.  ❜

❛  Now repeat after me: I am completely helpless.  ❜

❛  In fact, I demand to die first. Am I clear?  ❜

❛  I’ll get the champagne!  ❜

❛  You know we’re supposed to be together.  ❜

❛  I couldn’t have done it without you.  ❜

❛  I haven’t been able to shake you all these years. We’re going to be friends for a very long time.  ❜

❛  You’re gonna do such great things with your life.  ❜

❛  It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this.  ❜

❛  I think we should get married.  ❜

❛  How sappy is it going to sound if I say that I’m proud of you?  ❜

❛  You’ll be okay? You’ll go to bed soon?  ❜

❛  I just like to see you happy.  ❜

❛  I’ll make some coffee.  ❜

❛  I’m here. I’m always here.  ❜

❛  I appreciate it – everything – the money, living room.  ❜

❛  I pick you… I pick you! ❜

❛  I made sure she was okay. ❜

❛  I cannot to this alone. I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.  ❜

❛  I want you to come over here to this dresser, open up the top drawer, and take out everything that you’d be embarrassed to be wearing during a car accident.  ❜

❛  Stay photogenic, I beg of you.  ❜

❛ I think I’ll miss you most of all.  ❜

❛  I will never leave.  I will never think about leaving.  ❜

❛  The only way out of this is in a body bag.  ❜

❛  I like the new look.  ❜

❛  My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush.  ❜

❛  You’re in a skirt, keep your knees closed.  ❜

❛  I know,  I looked for one that you hated, but it was really short notice.  ❜

❛  You’re my best friend.  ❜

❛  I haven’t been able to shake you off all these years. We’re gonna be friends for a very long time.  ❜

❛  Don’t you understand that I can’t talk to you because it hurts?  ❜

❛  You have to sleep. It’s what keeps you pretty.  ❜

❛  You should do anything you want. You could be anything you want.  ❜

❛  Come with me.  ❜

❛  I know you couldn’t count on me before, but you can now, you can!  ❜

❛  Just a thing between us.  ❜

❛  Do you want me to have you committed or would you prefer to check yourself in?  ❜

❛  I appreciate it…  everything.  ❜

❛  In a relationship, any relationship, it’s important to let the other person know you appreciate them so you don’t create barriers that delay any hope for reciprocation.  ❜

❛  I’m here. I’m always here. ❜

❛  You can move in with me.  ❜

❛  People can live for one hundred years without really living a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you’ve ever lived.  ❜

❛  When that giant asteroid heads towards earth, I want you in that fighter jet.  ❜

❛  I could have lost you.  ❜

❛  You amaze me every day. Everything that you do, everything that you are.  ❜

❛  I don’t know a lot, but I know I want to be with you forever.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of not being around you.  ❜

❛  I’m so proud of you.  ❜

❛  You are very odd, you know that?  ❜

❛  It was a nice kiss – very nice.  ❜

❛  I’d kiss you goodbye, but your boyfriends watching.  ❜

❛  You made me an ice rink?  ❜

❛  It is a big deal. It’s a very big deal.  ❜

❛  You are not failing.  ❜

❝Is mayonnaise an instrument?❞ 

❝I’m ugly and I’m proud.❞

❝Get off of me!❞

❝I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.❞

❝That didn’t help at all!❞

❝I don’t need it.❞

❝My leg!❞

❝It took me three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS.❞

❝Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.❞

❝Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?❞

❝That hat makes you look like a girl.❞

❝Can I be excused for the rest of my life?❞

❝I’m ready!❞ 

❝I got diarrhea!❞

❝It’ll go right to your thighs!❞

❝Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin.❞

❝I just thought of something funnier than 24.❞

❝You must acquire a taste for free-form jazz.❞

❝Firmly grasp it in your hand.❞

❝What? It’s just an ordinary – OH MY GOODNESS.❞

❝ Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.❞ 

❝You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.❞

❝Is this how you get your sick kicks?!❞

❝Be assertive!❞

❝The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.❞

❝You’re a genius!❞

❝You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?❞

❝Now he’s gonna kick my butt!❞

❝This is not your average everyday darkness. This is ADVANCED darkness…❞

❝That’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.❞

❝Hello. I like money.❞

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