Hiya, there!
Name?
Alfred, but everyone calls me Alfie!
Age?
Six! (//ish, depends :^)
Gender?
Uhh.. I don’t know that word. :)
Origins?
I don’t know that one either! :D
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@alfie-thewayne
Hiya, there!
Name?
Alfred, but everyone calls me Alfie!
Age?
Six! (//ish, depends :^)
Gender?
Uhh.. I don’t know that word. :)
Origins?
I don’t know that one either! :D
Ooc under cut, please read before interacting!

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Alfred the kid going to school after Damian makes him mad one morning and starts walking around saying "yeah well, my dad named me after his cat :/"
Damian is at the next parent teacher conference trying to understand why he's getting judgemental looks
Hi baba! :D
@alfie-thewayne
Hi, my boy. How are you? How was school today?
Good! I drew a dinosaur for you!!
Oh you did? Can I see it? I always love your drawings, especially the dinosaurs.
Yeah!!
Alfie excitedly hands over the drawing.
He’s the king dinosaur, so he gets all the ice cream!
That is amazing, dear. I think this should go on the corkboard, yes? Maybe it'll lift up some spirits when we're working.
Damian chuckles, but he is truly proud of his son's artwork. He's glad the kid is creative.
Did you make a story for him? Or perhaps a name?
Uhh I don’t have a story for him yet.. but his name is Dave!
That is a wonderful name. He doesn't need to have a story, but if you do make one, I would love to hear it.
Okay! :D
Hi baba! :D
@alfie-thewayne
Hi, my boy. How are you? How was school today?
Good! I drew a dinosaur for you!!
Oh you did? Can I see it? I always love your drawings, especially the dinosaurs.
Yeah!!
Alfie excitedly hands over the drawing.
He’s the king dinosaur, so he gets all the ice cream!
That is amazing, dear. I think this should go on the corkboard, yes? Maybe it'll lift up some spirits when we're working.
Damian chuckles, but he is truly proud of his son's artwork. He's glad the kid is creative.
Did you make a story for him? Or perhaps a name?
Uhh I don’t have a story for him yet.. but his name is Dave!
Hi baba! :D
@alfie-thewayne
Hi, my boy. How are you? How was school today?
Good! I drew a dinosaur for you!!
Oh you did? Can I see it? I always love your drawings, especially the dinosaurs.
Yeah!!
Alfie excitedly hands over the drawing.
He’s the king dinosaur, so he gets all the ice cream!

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Hi baba! :D
@alfie-thewayne
Hi, my boy. How are you? How was school today?
Good! I drew a dinosaur for you!!
Batman!Dami and his coworker who keeps flirting with him while on duty (they’ve been married for 7+ years)
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Yay, spins!!
Who put marshmallows in my tool box?
Where the fuck is my Box Wrench?
Hmm.. I wonder who did that!
evil giggles
who-
Oh god which one are you-
Did Bruce get ANOTHER one?
Bruce? No, that’s grampa!
Oh well now ya just gonna have ta tell me ‘cause ya look like 99% of his kids an’ they all probably got the adoption addiction
Or are ya a bio kid???
Uh, I dunno what that means but my baba is named Dam—.. Damian!
Bio means ya related by blood not adopted
Damian??
Okay well I didn’ see that comin’
Guess I’m an uncle
Uhm yeah I think so then!
Another uncle? Yay!

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Who put marshmallows in my tool box?
Where the fuck is my Box Wrench?
Hmm.. I wonder who did that!
evil giggles
who-
Oh god which one are you-
Did Bruce get ANOTHER one?
Bruce? No, that’s grampa!
Oh well now ya just gonna have ta tell me ‘cause ya look like 99% of his kids an’ they all probably got the adoption addiction
Or are ya a bio kid???
Uh, I dunno what that means but my baba is named Dam—.. Damian!
Who put marshmallows in my tool box?
Where the fuck is my Box Wrench?
Hmm.. I wonder who did that!
evil giggles
who-
Oh god which one are you-
Did Bruce get ANOTHER one?
Bruce? No, that’s grampa!
Who put marshmallows in my tool box?
Where the fuck is my Box Wrench?
Hmm.. I wonder who did that!
evil giggles
Dinosaurs……..
I love dinosaurs!
Me too. Do you have a favorite?
Hmm.. stegosaurus!
That’s a great choice, Alfie.
Thank you! What’s your favorite dinosaur, grampa?
I like ankylosaurus. Did you know a fully grown ankylosaurus couldn’t be eaten? They had too much armor and were too heavy to flip over.
Ooh! Can you tell me more Dino facts, pleaaassseeee??
Dinosaurs……..
I love dinosaurs!
Me too. Do you have a favorite?
Hmm.. stegosaurus!
That’s a great choice, Alfie.
Thank you! What’s your favorite dinosaur, grampa?

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Dinosaurs……..
I love dinosaurs!
Me too. Do you have a favorite?
Hmm.. stegosaurus!
Dinosaurs……..
I love dinosaurs!