he's sweet enough.

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

growing up were you a fall out boy emo, a panic at the disco emo, or a one direction emo?

hard to swallow pill: plastics production (ie making synthetic fur, wool, leather, etc) contributes to massive habitat loss and the products don’t biodegrade, so it’s not really a more animal-friendly option in the long run

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

op that’s called having eyes

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

You know what? Fuck you. *Unhelps your Hamburger*

You like putting pineapple on your pizza I hope you enjoy putting pineapples on your childrens graves because you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

it’s a beautiful day to give me money