Alexturniplained🍒

only b/c she got mercilessly dumped and embarrassed after acting like a cunt to fans she wanted validation from. they both gave a weak apology that doesnt just automatically erase their ignorant pasts, why are we expected to forgive one and not the other when they both let the attention & clout get to their annoying egos?

The worst part about the crocheting dude aka Matt’s groupie is that he genuinely just follows the band around when they’re in Sheffield.

Imagine them going to a gig/their local and that mf has already followed you there dressed up as your best friend, wielding crotchet dolls of you WHILST dressing like your best friend.💀

Oh to be a celebrity using a shirt that their ex famously wore nearly a decade later.😫😫

I’m gonna be fair okay, dressing up as eycte era Alex to see his girlfriend’s show FINE, I can just about get behind that. But relentlessly cosplaying Alexander everyday and then going on to judge/ comment weirdly on Alex’s body ain’t it I’m afraid.😭

People who run blogs like mine get called parasocial yet men like Matt’s groupie run around pretending to be best buds with the band when in reality they’re just stalking/following the everywhere.😂😂😂

Then he literally made fun of the fact that Nick was so deadly boring after he “approached him”😐😐

And this is what I mean, this is undeniably and extremely overexaggerated. Am I supposed to believe this or something? Quick News Flash, you aren’t from Sheffield, hun.

But yes, they’re all best friends and lived happily ever after!🤢🖤

I’m not gonna name who this is about nor who sent me most of these texts, it’s about a pretty popular creator in the AM fandom. I’m also not going into his allegations about pursuing a minor since I’m not sure how true it is.

Is anyone believing this? No, you aren’t their friend. You moved countries (I believe he it Irish) to be near the Arctic Monkeys, you knowingly hang around places and gigs they regularly attend then act all nonchalant on the internet afterwards despite it being UNBELIEVABLY!!! premeditated.

Shame Louise all you want for being a “groupie” but I think Matt’s one is way worse and far more cringe. Especially when he overexaggerates/ lies about interactions which he clearly does.

Making crocheted dolls then proceeding to make an entire insta for them, following the band around, admitting to being crazily in love with Matt, lying (or exaggerating) interactions and more is odd then genuinely bagging the frontman.💀💀💀

I won’t even get into the HEAVILY alleged allegations revolving minors since that is alleged, a rumour that may or may not be true as it’s passed around carelessly.

I’m not sure and I wouldn’t spread harmful misinformation willingly/knowingly on purpose unlike most AM fans who fabricate lies and rumours to taint others images and bully fucking children.

He also said he NEVER met Alex then goes on to explain that he has stood next to him at gigs and seen him walk past him in a train station? Make it make sense.

So we haven’t met Alexander, got it!

“Trust me, I know” but you haven’t met the man?

Hang on a second? We HAVE met Alexander.

Let me answer this one again. He’s magic I’m a cheetah print coat😈

There’s accounts on Instagram that keep track of her stories and then there’s some sketch website aswell but I don’t know much about that website

Oh my bad and apologies🖤 and honestly yeah it was kinda giving “I’ve got a beautiful one at home 😏😏😏” LMAOOOO