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"Your shoulder is fucked"

"Your hips are like concrete"

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"This is my best friend Carly"

#kaylee #pride

"Table for one weirdo?"

#drake diner

"I'm literally the worst person to ask"

#Jamie

*sees in the bathroom for the second time*

"We're on the same schedule"

#Bryan

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*turning onto highway 5*

"They really launch you there"

#Will

*Asian girl approaches booth*

Joe: *starts packing up*

Joe: "there's a spot in hell for me"

"Are you down for some cupping?"

#naomi

"Teachers are so whiny"

#Katie

"Her name could be Lagina"

#Jackie #LaGina

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"5 minutes of COBRA"

#legal seminar

*is talking about Union Station park*

"Is that attached to the hotel?"

"Is what attached to the hotel"

#uber

*at 5:55 AM*

"42 minutes to St Louis we will probably land before the sun does"

#southwest

Mien: W I ...

*long pause*

*louder* W I ....

Mien: Stacey can you spell one more time

Stacey: *microphone isn't working*

Mien: ... W I

*sitting in silence for several minutes*

" .....wow..."

*silence continues*

#mien

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"I'm surprised they didn't check IDs on the way in"

#jack

"This is how we do it when we hire real employees"

#shahna

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