Alex In Wanderlust

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

I hope these women are thriving and I hope they are alright

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

sorry the what? the what moray

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

yiofgyrhhcgg GO D

I wanna put my dick in it

DO NOT

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing