Alex Febger in a Secret World

This does indeed capture me well, thank you!

Well, I stumbled through one of these while drunk and the conductor gave me the conduit and welcomed me. After killing some zombies and dying I was called into the Templar headquarters. Isn't this how it goes for you guys?

Do trips thru the Agartha portals make anyone else a little ill?

I puked first few times, but after making a regular thing (and dying a few times) I've accustomized to it.

I think he just can't

You can read the text written on the boxes as "Came Lot". Explains why they're so joyously dancing.

Usually when I find something that gets the Illuminati a lot of money, they shut up for a couple weeks. Not sure if it’ll help redcoats though…

I’m sure I could get points for raiding one of the billion vaults your people left around here. (seriously, how did you guys fit so many, why are the locks so damn complicated and stupid and why is failing to do them correctly deadly? seems like that would lead to a lot of accidental deaths) But I’d rather do something actually useful like stop what’s happening here

The Illuminati got kind of flippant about deadly security when they realized some of their agents weren’t killable.

I think sonnac enjoys every single report about found illuminati secrets and is a little more lax regarding them. On the other hand, there is always that undertone of "Seriously stop trying to earning scout badges and get going on the actual thing you were sent to do."