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I am literally Californian. Uhhh... that's it, basically :P

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#bisexual #antifascist #anti conservative #abolish the second amendment #Aleks shares their own thoughts on things #nonbinary

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thecooler-amina

INANIMATE INSANITY S3 EP19 SPOILERS!!

I may be looking too much into this but:

The 'you can do this' paper saying 'NOT FIT' in the back.

This should be fucking illiegal 😭😭

#inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii mephone4 #iii spoilers

theboxfort

Shout out to 4s fans for being the most patient fans ever

#iii 19 spoilers #inanimate insanity #iii spoilers #ii spoilers

gizmotemusic

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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everblossomin

do yall ever get embarrassed about shipping something? not because it's problematic or motally reprehensible or anything of the sort. just. it's objectively weird. it's like eating dark chocolate with mayonnaise or wearing a full sanrio outfit to a funeral. you can't get arrested for that but your friends would think twice about taking you places.

#I mean Idk how to properly use the postal service either but like I wouldn't phrase it like that

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yuki-oto-art

Happy 2 years to one of the best Pokemon games! 💖

matchlocks

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

socialistexan

possumgirlbulge

i always thought of transphobia as a short hand for bigotry and not an actual phobia phobia, but this guy legit ran away from a child

alexbrander

"There is only one thing worse than a liberal" *paper noises* "boom" "a child" "No-"

#:3

sillyman-justgoofy

prokopetz

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

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minmocat

*gentle ringing*

this was a pokemon request from ko-fi! if you'd like to send in a request, shoot me a $5 donation on ko-fi with the name of a pokemon of your choice & i'll draw it!

memewhore

roisheep

narratively christianity is pretty cool i think it should have been a jrpg instead of a religion though

catchymemes

#A Repeater (from PvZ) that's absolutely dripped out ofc #what else would it be

failchild

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

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septiseph

BB academy uniforms, but with skirts

(pkmn sv costumes don't have gender restrictions so I imagine florian wouldn't refuse to wear skirts lol)

#holy fucking shit Juliana's outfit is fucking gender as hell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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