Peter Parker : Come on, Mister Loki ! It will be fun !
Loki : More interesting than reaching the status of Winterhold college’s Archimagus ? I doubt that, young one, but from now on, your suggestions have never failed my interest, so go on…
Peter Parker : Well, uh, thanks Sir ! You will see, I’m sure you will love it !
Loki : By the way, are you sure, that your Avengers-friends will accept the God of Mischief as a player ?
Peter Parker : Don’t worry : I’ve talked with them and managed to convince them that you won’t try anything… murderous… Plus, I’ve found a game with which you shouldn’t be able to cheat !
Loki : Don’t make it sound like a challenge, Spider, I could impress you… What’s your boardgame’s name again ?
~ Later, in the common room of the Avengers’ Tower ~
Clint Barton : The Post-it Game, kiddo ?!? Are you serious ?!
Peter Parker : Well, it’s kinda easy to understand, and-
Clint Barton : And I have to play with This guy ?!
Loki : It’s nice to see you too, Agent Barton…
Steve Rogers : Okay, everyone calm down ! Clint, please, do it for Peter : he did so many efforts to prepare this evening. And Loki…
Loki *rolling his eyes* : Yeah-yeah, America-man, no stabbing, no insult against one’s mother, no explicit fake flirting and no bad langage !
Thor : Don’t worry my dear friends, I assure you Loki has changed ! He has only tried to kill me one time this month, and that’s a reccord giving the past five centuries !
Loki : Like he said.
Peter Parker : Well, now that’s okay, let me explain the rules !
~ Post-It game : write a name of an item, an animal/vegetal or a person on a post-it that you will put on the head on another player’s forehead. The purpose of the party is to be the first one to guess your word. When your turn comes, ask a question that could only be ansmered by “yes” or “no”. If the answer is “yes”, keep asking, if it’s “no”, it’s the turn of the next player. ~
Peter Parker : Get it ?
Natasha : Yeah, I think everyone knew this game, Spiderling - maybe except our two aliens gods right there.
Tony Stark *smirking* : Why don’t we let our dear Reinder games starting to help him adjusting to the rules ?
Peter Parker : Mister St- !
Loki *glaring at his new opponent* : It’s fine for me. I will win your miserable midgardian game and prove you our superiority as gods.
Bruce Banner : Damn it guys, not already…
Loki *clearing his throat* : Well ! Let’s begin : do I have no soul ?
Clint Barton : Clearly n- !
Steve Rogers : That’s a strange question to begin, but yes, your word isn’t something with a soul.
Loki : Hum… Am I something we don’t use all the time ?
Natasha : That’s quite right too, I guess, that’s not something we need to have each day.
Loki *in deep thought* : So not a vital thing, with no soul, right?… Hum… Am I made with an inorganic matter ?
Bruce Banner : Yes, you are !
Loki : Metal then ?
Peter Parker *ecstatic* : That’s right too !
Thor : By Norns, brother, you’re pretty go- !
Loki *still focused* : I got it !!
Everyone : …
Petert Parker : What, now ? But yo-
Loki *dramatic as always* : I’ve no soul, I’m useless and I’m made of metal… So it means I am…
* He throws the post-it on the table*
Loki *victorious* : TONY STARK !!!
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* The word was : a toaster *
Peter Parker *embarassed* : …
Tony Stark *furious* : …
Everyone else *waiting for the end of the world* : …
Clint Barton *suddenly taken by an frantic laugh* : Well, to his defense, the definition is quite accurate too : I give him one point !
