Screaming Externally

"I can fix her," I say as I pull out my surgery tools.

Why isn't anyone biting my soft smooth flesh rn? It's all unmarked and intact, completely unacceptable. I should be covered in bites and bruises till it looks like I've lost a fight with a beast.

All these ideas about aliens keeping humans as pets and whatnot. You don’t want something with thumbs and the ability to do math as a pet.

Frankly if an alien tried to keep me as a pet that demonstrates to me that either they’re very stupid or have easily exploitable amounts of hubris for me to take advantage of.

no-purpose flour

existential bread

men should wear emo eyeliner more . and whimper too

do any of my mutuals want to let me put them in my labyrinth for girls so i can observe them tackling various puzzles and dangerous scenarios? yes this is a sex thing

Girl who invites you and a few friends to play a new “one page ttrpg” that’s she’s been working on but when you get there she hands you a piece of paper with really tiny unreadable text and a super strong magnifying glass and as you read the text you realize she just shoved all the rules of the hit ttrpg Lancer onto one page