Ah...

wtf is this lmaoooo

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who’s better at their job.

Plot twist, the hit man and the body gaurd fall in love.

Writing prompt my guys

I imagine the client is just someone trying to get the two of them together the only way he knows they’ll cross paths.

whom else has an infinite source of untapped rage inside them that they can't direct anywhere

I’m every one in this

It’s back!

Mean people are nice to me because I’m special ☺️ *gets manipulated instead*

id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.