shit man i fuckin love being a big gay wizard

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

rewatching the hobbit movies is not like rewatching the original trilogy to me so i haven’t seen those in a while. and while i think it’s ridiculous they stretched this book to three movies there IS a lot of stuff happening. and you know what. they really cooked imo

what drives me bonkers is that Thorin himself explicitly states that his nephew Fili is going to be king under the mountain one day. Thorin is almost 200 years old, he must have learned some things about himself in all that time, and he's ruled out his own children altogether? Happy pride this mf is gay as hell

going feral guys. The cut from Bilbo grieving Thorin to Tauriel grieving Kili is actually lethal. No wonder everyone went bananas over bagginshield. The yaoi is writing itself

get high experience various snaacks

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.