you’re a 32 year old liberal democrat working minimum wage at the gym; He’s a 19 year old Conservative MAGA Republican with a trust fund who works out and plays all day.
you scramble to pay bills; He has the world handed to Him on a silver platter.
you drive an ‘04 Honda Civic; He drives a Tesla.
you have an old flip phone; He has iPhone 11s to spare.
you get stood up on dates twice a week; He’s drowning in pussy.
When He spilled His water at the gym on purpose and told you to “Clean it up, fag,” every fiber of your being fought it. you wanted to make a scene and quit then and there.
Instead you found yourself sinking to your knees, absolutely humiliated in front of your coworkers and the other patrons. He was so cocky and entitled as He towered over you, even refusing to make eye contact.
suddenly you felt yourself getting hard despite yourself, and you knew you had finally found your place.
One fourth of the people who have seen this post have reblogged it, while the rest have just “liked” it. LOL. STRAIGHT CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN MEN ARE IN CHARGE. OWN THAT. ACCEPT THAT. REBLOG THAT.
A post from one of my old accounts
