MAGA

you’re a 32 year old liberal democrat working minimum wage at the gym; He’s a 19 year old Conservative MAGA Republican with a trust fund who works out and plays all day. 

you scramble to pay bills; He has the world handed to Him on a silver platter. 

you drive an ‘04 Honda Civic; He drives a Tesla. 

you have an old flip phone; He has iPhone 11s to spare. 

you get stood up on dates twice a week; He’s drowning in pussy. 

When He spilled His water at the gym on purpose and told you to “Clean it up, fag,” every fiber of your being fought it. you wanted to make a scene and quit then and there. 

Instead you found yourself sinking to your knees, absolutely humiliated in front of your coworkers and the other patrons. He was so cocky and entitled as He towered over you, even refusing to make eye contact. 

He invited you to His dorm room a few days later. Signs of His Patriotism covered the walls. when you asked about His politics, He said, “I’m totally for Making America Great Again, and I think the GOP is the only way to go.” 

you opened your mouth to debate, to protest, to whine, to bitch. 

Then you saw this, and you immediately lost your train of thought. 

Before you knew it, you were on your knees taking His thick Conservative cock into your mouth. 

“Yeah, that’ll shut you up,” he smirked.