hello welcome to my hell

this may be the most accurate post I’ve ever seen

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

this is like a painting in motion

Most beautiful comment I’ve ever seen ^

I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me “I know you’re sleeping right now, but…”. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited you’ll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when I’m feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone I’m yours. Don’t hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.

Just a few months later and now I have this.

When they go over the requirements for a project at work

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”