and Fun comes out

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

I need to realize that it’s okay to drop people out of your life that do you no good

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

Sorry boys, this blog is for Grunge Queens only

life goal: taking a bath with someone i’m in love with. they help me wash my hair, and get soap on that part of my back i can’t reach. we snuggle in cozy blankets the rest of the evening

Laut der Bibel soll Homosexualität eine Sünde sein,aber ich hab vergessen wo das steht,irgendwo zwischen der sprechenden Schlange und der schwangeren Jungfrau

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness

I’ll never understand why porn blogs follow me. Like, trust me. There’s definitely no material here for you to use.