hot cocoa made with water isnt hot cocoa. thats what they made socrates drink to kill him.

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices

capitalism stop iiiiittttt. like for real stop

my absolute favorite part of tumblr is how much you guys hate symbolism and like to pretend english teachers made up symbolism and authors never intended to write it. symbolism is what saves books from being boring and lifeless. i need you guys to understand how lazy and childish you look when you complain about having to find symbolism in books made for finding symbolism

hey guys, huge fan of genuine love and affection

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths