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it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

actually me

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

source

#you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARRASSING’

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD