The Road to nowhere

Well, try a bit, yeah?

I like to think so.

Ohh, get that smug smirk off of your face.

Yes, she is.

-laughs softly- Lucky one, aren’t you?

Moving on from slumber parties. How’s Katie? I haven’t seen her in a while.

Oh, she’s lovely. Absolutely lovely. I’ve seen Alice recently and she’s lovely, too.

I’m the new manager!

Darling, that’s wonderful! I’m so happy for you!

Nah, sometimes I mean it.

Oh, just shut up, Longbottom.

albertleach:

As always, right?

albertleach:

Excuse me. There’s no reason to be rude.

No, okay,

No, love. The other way.

Absolutely. Why wouldn’t I?

I mistakenly thought you were a bit more manly than that.

What’s not manly about a sleepover?

Well, Francis. You are indeed missing out.

You would know, would you?

Absolutely. Why wouldn’t I?

You been to lots of slumber parties?

No, Albert.

Well, Francis. You are indeed missing out.

You been to lots of slumber parties?

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